You found secret #1!

I just moved into a cramped 200 square foot apartment.

My friend, a skilled glassblower, gifts me a perfectly round glass orange as a housewarming gift.

It is 3 feet in diameter and incredibly fragile.

As it has no base, the slightest bump will send it rolling.

I dedicate my sole table to it. I can narrowly fit a mug on the corners without collision.

My friend frequently visits to chat, and is always overjoyed to find the orange on display.